What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?