What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What country has the most fish?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?