What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is the tallest building in the world?