If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?