If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?