If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?