What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do insects learn at school?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?