What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where in earth have you been?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
When do astronauts eat?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?