Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?