Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
