What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Where does water do all its banking?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is the smallest lion?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where are average things manufactured?