What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a short cow?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?