What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?