What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?