How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?