How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?