Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?