Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's E.T. short for?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?