What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which president loved to take baths?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?