What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
Why do cows wear bells?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is blue and not heavy?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?