If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the holiest insect?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do billboards talk?