If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What makes a glow worm glow?