Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?