Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?