Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the friendliest pen?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the cow afraid?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?