What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?