What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the computer run out of money?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?