Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?