Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are books always so angry?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What games do ants play with elephants?