What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?