What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How does a squid go into battle?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?