Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do fish do at parades?