Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What fish only swims at night?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?