Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Everyone called them ugly ducklings.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?