What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do elves learn in school?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do pigs love to take naps?