What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?