What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
What sport is full of interior designers?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?