What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?