Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?