Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
My brother is my partner in crime.
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do cows go to New York?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?