Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How did the toad die?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do Scottish toads play?