Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are ET's eyes so big?