Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the most adorable season?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?