Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?