Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a dog in space?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?