What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?