What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal has the most fun?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?