What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do elves learn in school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How are mountains able to see?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How does a sidewalk address a question?