What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?