What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Their ferry-on bags!
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?