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Their ferry-on bags!
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What animal floats best?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?