What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How are mountains able to see?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?