What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the pirate late for work?
How does a penguin build its house?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?