What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the difference between people and chickens?