Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What cartoon character loves insects?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How much money does a skunk have?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?