Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?