Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the bee say to the flower?