Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
I like telling Dad jokes.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How does dinner smell?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?