Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?