Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do goldfish go camping?