Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?