Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a forklift?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?