What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do bees get to school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?