What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are books always so angry?