Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What day do hands always go to church?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?