Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a forklift?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?