Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How does a cow do math?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?