Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which celebrity always frowns?