What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
When does a horse talk?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?