What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you make antifreeze?