What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the holiest insect?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What country has the most fish?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?