Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the sickly elevator say?