Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do horses reside?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the cat so small?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the slowest 5k?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which animal loves to have a good time?