Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What are baby potatoes called?