How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the fish blush?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?