What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?