What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the politest month?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
When does a horse talk?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?