What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the most masculine animal?
How did the tree get lost?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?