What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How does NASA organize a company party?