What dance was the most popular in 1776?
The indepen-dance.
Why was the spider so smart?
When do mice play every day?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do books sleep?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?