What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What country has the most fish?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?