What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are books always so angry?
What do bees chew?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do billboards talk?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?