Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.