Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do cows go on vacation?