Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?