What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Fed extra.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
When do cows get tired?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do cats eat for breakfast?