What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a henway?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?