What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
When do mice play every day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?