What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?