Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What animals make the best students?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a tired tree?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a snowman's dog?