Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What day is your mom always right?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How does a penguin build its house?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?