Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?