Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What bee is good for your health?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?