Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Why is summer always sad?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What type of animal does well in the cold?