Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What condiment has wings?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?