Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the mare gain weight?