Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
Are baby skunks cute?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the spider so smart?