Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the pirate late for work?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?