Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the opposite of irony?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are cats good at playing video games?