Why do basketball players like cookies?
It's just another excuse to dunk.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the spider so smart?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?