Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the cow cross the road?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?