Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do teachers do during summer break?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What animal should you never play poker with?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?