Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What sport can waiters play really well?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?