Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?