What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Honda, because the apostles were all in one accord
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do pigs do over the summer?