A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What math figure is also in the band?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do math teachers eat?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do fleas travel?
What day is your mom always right?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?