A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?