A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the most faithful insect?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do fish do at parades?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What school subject really rocks?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?