What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How was the wedding?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?