What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which bug is related to you?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?