What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animal has the most fun?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?