What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What is the coolest country?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do termites go camping?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?