What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you grill cheese?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?