What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?