What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do farmers do on February 14th?