What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...