What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?