What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
What do you call octopus twins?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?