Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal likes to party the most?